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1. Wash your shirts inside out the first few times to make the printing last longer.
2. Orders take 2-7 business days for fulfillment (often 2, usually not more than 4). This is the time it takes to produce the item and is based largely on the availability of the blanks. After the order is fulfilled it will be shipped to you. THIS MEANS IF YOU ORDER OVERNIGHT SHIPPING YOU WILL NOT GET IT TOMORROW. Overnight is the fastest option for sure, but it'll still take a few days at the minimum. We aren't amazon prime ok just chill
3. If there is a printing/production error on your garments (ink bleeding in the image, loose threads on embroidery, misaligned graphics, etc.) please let me know as soon as you get them so I can make it right. Email me high quality pics.
4. If you need to update your order or change your address email me ASAP. If the order hasn't shipped yet I can still change the address and if it hasn't begun the fulfillment process I can still change/cancel the order. If you sent an order to the wrong address and the order has already shipped, that's on you. Often times it will be returned in the mail and we can reship it but the cost of reshipping it is also on you. If the order comes back I'll reach out a couple times but if you don't respond to me after a week I can't promise the shirt won't be donated to charity (and I won't give you a refund)
5. Different countries have different customs fees and sometimes people get dinged. Specifically ENGLAND seems kind of merciless. I have no control over if your postal service is charging you customs fees. I'm sorry but I am not paying for that. Move somewhere else. Email me if you're worried about it.
6. Embroidery on the APOLOGIES.LTD portion of the WHO KILLED EPSTEIN? graphic may come out a bit janky because it's so small. Look at the provided product shots and decide if you care or not. I don't really care, I think it looks cool, but if it's gonna bother you don't order it get something else instead.
7. All our shipping is tracked. When your order ships it will email you a tracking number. If the order is listed as "DELIVERED" and it gets stolen off your porch or something I'm sorry for your bad luck but I'm not covering that.
8. If you're ordering for xmas make sure to check out our HOLIDAY ORDERING DEADLINES so you can get your stuff on time.
9. The Chinese characters say "I'm sorry".
10. I am sorry.