As to surrendering the juul, receive this laconic reply: COME AND TAKE IT!

design by @drevmcast

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

NOTE: MAKE SURE YOU MEASURE YOURSELF AND FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT SHIRT SIZE BECAUSE REFUNDS/EXCHANGES WILL NOT BE GIVEN IF YOU ORDER THE WRONG SIZE! DON'T EVEN ASK

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There are different forms of anarchy and different currents in it. I must, first say very simply what anarchy I have in view. By anarchy I mean first an absolute rejection of violence. Hence I cannot accept either nihilists or anar­chists who choose violence as a means of action. - Jacques Ellul

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Give me your address
• I'll send it to you by mail
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

SIZE GUIDE

NOTE: MAKE SURE YOU MEASURE YOURSELF AND FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT SHIRT SIZE BECAUSE REFUNDS/EXCHANGES WILL NOT BE GIVEN IF YOU ORDER THE WRONG SIZE! DON'T EVEN ASK

I'm not here to debate anything with you. Do your own research and come to your own conclusions. NASA did.

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

SIZE GUIDE

NOTE: MAKE SURE YOU MEASURE YOURSELF AND FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT SHIRT SIZE BECAUSE REFUNDS/EXCHANGES WILL NOT BE GIVEN IF YOU ORDER THE WRONG SIZE! DON'T EVEN ASK

Are you a stupid piece of shit with too much money? Why not prove it with this shirt you rich fuckin idiot?

"I was about to buy a ton of swag from your store, then I saw this and closed the window. A million isn't that much money, firstly, and second people who hate wealthy people as if they're all the same, are usually the biggest dickheads ever. Thanks for saving me some money" - @FowlSupreme

• 100% ringspun cotton
• Pre-shrunk
• No refunds under any circumstances
• FREE SHIPPING!

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• FREE SHIPPING WORLD WIDE
• Designed by @ViddyMalchick
• The first longsleeve from apologies.ltd
• Get out of jury duty
• People will finally leave you alone
• A shirt for the end of the world
• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• 100% cotton thread
• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and 7/8” seamed collar
• Rib sleeve cuffs
• 1” double-needle bottom hem
• Free shipping will significantly discount the shipping on the Zuck Shirts as well

SIZE GUIDE

NOTE: MAKE SURE YOU MEASURE YOURSELF AND FIGURE OUT THE RIGHT SHIRT SIZE BECAUSE REFUNDS/EXCHANGES WILL NOT BE GIVEN IF YOU ORDER THE WRONG SIZE! DON'T EVEN ASK