BETSEY classic tee
BETSEY classic tee
BETSEY classic tee
BETSEY classic tee
BETSEY classic tee
BETSEY classic tee
BETSEY classic tee

BETSEY classic tee

$30.00 Sale

The 100% cotton classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly with layered streetwear outfits. Plus, it's extra trendy now!

made for the kfab screening of Betsey Brown's ACTORS at the Paradise Theater in Toronto CANADA August 25 2022 

Please read this before you order. Ignore it at your own peril. I'm not paying for your mistakes or bad luck!

 


• 100% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

COME AND TAKE IT HAT
COME AND TAKE IT HAT
COME AND TAKE IT HAT
COME AND TAKE IT HAT

COME AND TAKE IT HAT

$30.00 Sale

From my cold, dead hands.

design by @animeterrorist

Please read this before you order. Ignore it at your own peril. I'm not paying for your mistakes or bad luck!

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 3 ⅛” crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”

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Please read this before you order. Ignore it at your own peril. I'm not paying for your mistakes or bad luck!

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼
Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (cm) 71.1 74.3 76.8 79.4 82.6 85
Width (Worldwide) (cm) 45.7 50.8 55.9 61 66 71.1
Length (East Asia) (cm) 67 69.9 73 75 77 0
Width (East Asia) (cm) 47 50 53 55.9 59 0

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Limited edition spooky Eugene shirt made special for K-FAB's Eugene Kotlyarenko double double feature at the Paradise Theater in Toronto on November 26 and 27.

Very special filmmaker Eugene Kotlyarenko will be in attendance to answer questions and question answers. Don't miss this once in a lifetime to see Eugene in Canada! Who knows if he's ever gonna wanna come back.

Cop a ticket here: https://www.eventbrite.ca/e/k-fab-presents-urlirl-the-films-of-eugene-kotlyarenko-tickets-200966766007

Follow @kfabpresents on ig for updates/more info

Please read this before you order. Ignore it at your own peril. I'm not paying for your mistakes or bad luck!

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (Worldwide) (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
Length (East Asia) (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ¾ 29 ½ 30 ¼
Width (East Asia) (inches) 18 ½ 19 ¾ 20 ⅞ 22 23 ¼
  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (Worldwide) (cm) 71 74 77 79 83 85
Width (Worldwide) (cm) 46 51 56 61 66 71
Length (East Asia) (cm) 67 70 73 75 77 0
Width (East Asia) (cm) 47 50 53 56 59 0

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a shirt for the end of the world

design by viddy malchick

sleeves and back by apologiesltd

Please read this before you order. Ignore it at your own peril. I'm not paying for your mistakes or bad luck!


SIZE GUIDE

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Shirt Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32
Chest Width (inches) 16 1/2 18 20 22 24 26
Chest to fit (inches) 31-34 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53
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• 100% ringspun cotton
• 1st edition
• No refunds under any circumstances

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Length (inches) 28 29 ¼ 30 ¼ 31 ¼ 32 ½ 33 ½
Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28

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